BEen a relatively hectic few days for me. Been catching up with homework and all that. We had to do this bio essay to predict what science as we know it today would have been different if Mendel and Darwin had actually met and fused their ideas together, instead of independantly publishing their ideas.
This is my essay intro

warning: Only pple who know who mendel and darwin are and what they have done would find the following at least vaguely funneyy..

Once upon the Australian time at around 2.00pm, Gregor walked into a bar. “Ouch!” He cried, having bruised his head. Groaning in pain, he suddenly felt an urgent desire to eat Turkey Breast with Peas. Having found the bar entrance, he walked in and ordered his meal. Just then, Darwin, sampling the Australian beer for the first time, was walking past Gregor. However, he accidentally tripped on a stray peanut and emptied his beer on Gregor’s lap. Gregor, being the kind gentle monk he always is, smiled and invited Darwin to have lunch with him, “ Try the Finche’s beaks with barbeque sauce and Indian chutney, I hear its one of the best in town!”
Darwin smiled, “Peace be on you, father. Did you know I came up with a brilliant theory by just observing finches?” Gregor, sensing competition coming up, said, “ Ah, talking about peas my friend, did you know I made a mind blowing discovery using peas?”
Skeptical, they both exchanged ideas, thus redefining the science we know now….

HAHAHHAHA!!! what? Not funny meh?!



Right then, I just had a mock medicine interview with a neurologist from a southampton hospital...It was bollocks basically...i dunno why sometimes i tend to stumble on my own words. Sometimes i know exactly how i want to answer a question, but when i say it out loud it just sounds weirdly wrong... GRRRRRrrr. Then she asked me this application question on Mutation f the Mitochondrian DNA and how it would affect the person's offspring. TMD, i thought i was pretty good at these kind of questions, but i TMD got stuck... she tried to prompt me but i kena mind block. Like my frogs got stuck in the water filter. Got stuck. what am i saying? whatever...

ok la ok la... i got to go sort myself out by today. whatever that means

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