Wednesday, April 18, 2007
>Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
>Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
>What do you call male ballerinas?
>If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
>If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
>Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
>Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
>(Stop singing)Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster??
hehe
Spark
9:37 PM
Thursday, April 12, 2007
All my posts are pretty negative...but that can't be helped, it has been a stressful year, with more to come over the next 2 months.. And damn my hair itches because i feel asleep on my desk yesterday and woke up 2 hours ago...
Neway Im feeling really guilty right now.
My dad is performing in this charity concert in esplanade this saturday...and i dont think i have given him enough encouragement and support... Haha its his "debut" performance, he likes singing la, and he is going to sing a song from the "Phantom of the Opera" for the show... Whether he is good or not, i leave that for people to comment.
Im also a bit worried because he is still recovering from his flu and his voice sounds really funny at some points...
But anyway, as i was saying, i am feeling a bit guilty...i spend the whole day in my room and seldom come out, like an anti-social bastard... And my dad knows that i am having exams soon and doesnt dare come in to disturb me.... so i never got to ask him about his preps etc over the past 3weeks...
It's very important to have family support...and its very hard to go on doing something without it. In this case, my dad doesnt get any support from my bro and mum because they think he sings horribly...and my sis is in newyork, so she cant do much...so its left to me..
I know how it feels like to have no support, because i love to dance and my family thinks its a waste of time...and it makes it very hard for me to pursue it, especially when im a beginner and am still not very good at it...but i still love dancing and won't give up on it=)
Anyway, yesterday night at about 10+ my dad came back from his rehearsal and my mum complained to him about me not getting something done... and so he shouted from downstairs(i was upstairs-in my room,duh) to get it done...and i got quite pissed off because 1) i was really not in the mood 2) i was dozing off and therefore quite cranky.. so i just semi-slammed and locked the door after that...
Than later this morning i found out that he had actually bought Macdonalds for me and my bro to eat last night... And im feeling incredibly guilty right now... ...
I used to be very close to my dad, until i was sec3-4, when there was some long story which i have no intention of going into (actually only vincent would know...if he remembered...). From that period onwards, never got really close with my parents anymore. And going abroad didnt help at all.
ah well. Fuck.
why am i so screwed?
Spark
9:27 AM
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Flippin Hell...2 more weeks to the A levels...Next month, May is going to be the practical exam month...2 planning exercises and 2 practical exams.June is going to be written paper period...11 papers spread out throughout the month of June. 25th of June is the final paper...25th! Quickly COME!!!But lets focus on the present...Which is bad...bad..BAD...VERY BAD.My daily efficiency is equivalent to 30 mins man-hours...Bollocks...i'm actually starting to get worried for my revision, which is quite unusual...because i am never really concerned and just think to myself that things would just work out...Ok...somethings wrong. I got to fix it.Ok, now for the feminine-talk:And sitting on my chair 24/7 for the past 2 weeks has taken its toll on me. Lost at least 2 kg muscle mass and put on about 4 kg fats... This means that i put on a net kg of 3 kg, rising from 68kg 2 weeks ago to 71kg.Curse and swear...my face actually looks ROUND now...ROund, like ball kinda round, savvy?Sigh, anyway, better concentrate...i feel really really bad...im in singapore and im not allowed to tell my friends about it...unless they read this blog, hahaha, i hope they won't kill me when they read that i am in singapore on a stealth mission. SIGH, there are really some people that i want to meet up with...sigh...hope they understand...I know all would change after the 25th of June.Let's go.
Spark
2:13 PM
Me mother told me something last night that made me feel quite hearty...She went to check the Admission statistics for the Medicine Course in Edinburgh.... A total of 3000 applicants(overseas and local) applied. Only 200 places were offered.Out of the 2500+/- local students that applied(i.e. British Students), only 184 places were offered. 500 odd Overseas Students applied. Only 16 places were offerd.And dudes and dudettes... omg...i'm one of the 16 who got an offer...Phew...im not bragging, im just amazed...im just really lucky i suppose...=)Hahaha, i better stop now before i start sounding complacent.:)
Spark
1:52 PM
Saturday, April 07, 2007
WAHHAHAHAHAHAHAWHHAHAHAHAHAHA....I had to laugh first, a very exasperated, helpless, pissed-off-with-myself laughter. Hahaha, ok 1st line into this entry and already its not turning out like how i wanted it to....hm, i forgot how i wanted it to turn out anyway.Understand what im sayin? I also dun understand ...Damnit man, i wasted 2 weeks of my 4 week easter holiday doing nothing. Reaally...just sitting infront of my computer using the new wifi that my mum installed in the house recently (which means i get to surf upstairs with no one the wiser. And thats bad for studying...very very bad.) I been just watching "Loveletter" and "Xman", both of which are korean tv game shows, over youtube. ITS SUPER FUNNY I TELL YOU. if you are bored, you should youtube them. I literally havent stepped out of my house at all for the past 2 weeks. Except for going to NIE to run 2.4 km on the track. I only started running like 3 months ago, and i really suck at it, yesterday evening, i managed to do my best timing ever....11 mins. 27 secs. HAHAHAHAHAH, its trash under guys standard. But practice makes perfect right?And my sitting in front of the computer whilst constantly eating breadtalk/crystal jade kitchen/oreos/ritz cheesse/those-damn-nice-cookies-near-orchard-mrt-i -forgot-the-name is not helping my running at all. Fuck, come on, i put on 3 kg since i came back 2 weeks ago. PLUS i also lost all the muscles that i have tried so hard to train for for the past 6 months because my mum doesnt allow me to go to the gym at all for this whole pre-exam period. This is fucked up man. I dunno why, im also quite conscious about weight and sound a lot like a girl. But fuckcome on, who wants to look fat and fugly. Curses man, didz, I already lost my chest and cleavage HAHAHA HEY IM NOT GAY!Lol, my chem tutor came 2 days ago and the last time i saw him was early january. The very first sentence he blurted out when he came into my room where i was dozing off because of jetlag, was "Damn, you are so fucking fat man!"When i got up and wash my face to wake myself up, he laughed: "Hhaha Oh my god, your legs are bloated man!"Eh...hahhaha...sniffsigh.Demoralizing. But I would definitely lose all these excess baggage after A levels in June.I REALLY NEED TO DO WORK!!For the past 4 hours since i woke up at 7am, i have only done part a in question 10.Sad laughter trailing offf......fuck
Spark
11:14 AM
