Wednesday, April 18, 2007
>Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
>Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
>What do you call male ballerinas?
>If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
>If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
>Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
>Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
>(Stop singing)Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster??
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Spark
9:37 PM